"I have this little bump on my chest. I think it's some type of wart, I'm not sure. My dad tried to put medicine on it once and I wiped it as soon as I could and took care of my little bump so he couldn't make it go away. I'm really hoping it becomes a third nipple. That would be so cool."
"That's really weird, little kid."
"I love it! Don't call my third nipple weird!"
"I'm calling you weird."