"I've got to go to the gym tonight," Mr. Ashley said.
"Don't go!" said little kid.
"I have to go to be healthy. If I don't go, I'll get a fat belly."
"I want you's to have a fat belly."
"You want me to have a fat belly? Why do you want me to have a fat belly?" Mr. Ashley asked with a smile.
"Because then I'll move in on my mudder. I'll sleep in the big bed and you's sleep in the little bed and I'll be the hubsand."
"You're a total creeper. I'm going to the gym."
(And he clearly thinks I'm shallow!)