"How many days 'til my birthday?" little kid asked Mr. Ashley this morning. (Despite having been over this about 46 times per day since the end of July.)
"17 days." He answered.
"How many 'til my brudder's?"
"Your brother's is tomorrow."
"That woman!!" little kid muttered angrily.
"What woman? What are you talking about?" Mr. Ashley asked.
"What about her?"
"I don't know why she borned my brudder first! My birthday should be first! I don't know what I'm going to do with her."