I'm going to win Powerball tonight.
A bunch of friends and I bought a whole bunch of tickets together and I have the power of positive thinking on my side. After taxes and sharing, I should get about $25 million and I can work with that.
The jackpot is estimated to be at $550 million. Although it's completely not fun of me to do so, I can't help but think what wonderful things we could change in the world with that kind of money. It could be amazing, it could change the course of humanity forever if everyone just pitched in $2 at the same time once a year.
Anyway, rest assured, when I win the money I will do good things with it.
Some of it.
Update: Unfortunately, I didn't win Powerball. This must mean I'm destined for greater things.
Like Megamillions.
One day we'll have the Ashley Quite Frankly cruise, I know it!
1 comment:
And Santorini! Someday....
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