I'm sure your fear of my 11 pound wiener dog that you have never seen outside or uncontrolled ever is a very real and serious thing, but honking 8 times in my driveway during my nap to deliver a package I didn't even need to sign for?
Get your lazy ass out of the vehicle and leave it on my porch.
The UPS guy does it multiple times a week, with great success.
I noticed you did manage to get out twice the week of Christmas...which I'm sure had nothing to do with hoping for a holiday gratuity. You had the cute little Santa hat on, which seemed incongruous for the man who never smiles.
A nap is a rare and valuable thing that you do not fuck with--you just don't.
Waking me up from a nap is far more dangerous than an 11 pound dog behind glass doors.
I will bite you.
the sleepy, disgruntled lady with no bra