"Go to bed, you two, I'm not telling you again!" I heard Mr. Ashley insist. "little kid, were you just trying to show me your butt?"
"No, that was my scorpion."
"Oh please. You're not going to show me your butt and then pretend to be a yoga master. Get it into bed."
For the record, this is the closest either child has come to actually doing yoga.
(and scorpion pose would actually be a very difficult way to show your ass, so I haven't taught them very well.)