"Mom, may I please have a yogurt?" Big Kid asked.
"Yes, and feel free to help yourself to the yogurt without asking. You live here, you know if you're hungry--have a yogurt whenever you want, hon."
"I won't ask! Then I'll eat ALL of the yogurts! I'm a rebellious teen and I'll do what I want, I'll eat 10 yogurts if I want."
"Except that you're not a teen, but whatever."
"As a rebellious teen, I'm rebelling against starting as a teen and starting now. AND I WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR YOGURTS!! I'll eat whatever I want."
There was a few moments of silence and some quiet sounds of struggle.
"Could you...could you help me open this yogurt?"
I tried not to let him see me laugh as I opened his yogurt.
I think I'm safe for now.