"We have to get some catnip for the cats for Easter," I told the boys.
"Isn't that like putting weed in an Easter basket?" Big Kid replied.
"What?!?" I was shocked that he said that. "Seriously?? Big Kid...if anyone is getting weed in their Easter basket it should be mommy."
(Don't worry, I then went on to explain that I was totally kidding and drugs are bad. And I always start that conversation with "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?" because what drug abstinence conversation would be complete without a reference to South Park?)
(Don't worry, they don't watch South Park.)