I've been buying one of their pretty aqua bowls each week. Mr. Ashley thinks we have enough serving ware but I think it's time to start replacing some of it and no one can complain about $5 so I've been sneaking them in gradually. But I like to go in there and gawk at stuff and try things on so this works out well for everyone except the staff of Anthropologie.
I was looking at their website yesterday, though, and saw this:
Those are popsicle sticks, Anthropologie. For $16. And I know you know they're popsicle sticks. And I know you know we know they're popsicle sticks. I mean, there are birds stamped on them and all and that's cute, but still. These are popsicle sticks.
And the other day I was in there and their sale rack had little mason jars with a little plastic Christmas tree inside and some glitter. Like the 9 zillion homemade snow globes on Pinterest.
No, just no.
Leave Pinterest on Pinterest, you are too good for it, Anthropologie! Please get off of Pinterest and go make me a bowl, or a hammock, or some jewelry, or an outfit I can't afford but will enjoy trying on and will seriously consider buying.
Thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.