Thursday, May 16, 2013

Dangerous Expedition

Today I have to clean out the boys' bedroom to prepare for the removal of bunk beds and the installation of twin beds. Big Kid is tired of being on the top bunk and little kid is a wild laughing sleepwalker and can't be trusted up there.

I've had two cups of coffee and have been sitting here thinking about it for an hour and a half.

I would honestly prefer to put on hip waders and venture out into the everglades. And I've done that before and hated every single second of it.

It's probably safer than what I'm about to attempt, too.

If you don't hear from me by tomorrow, I am probably underneath a mountain of little boys underwear, action figures, random Lego pieces, wadded up bits of scribbled on paper, and treasures like bottle caps and snake skins.

Bring a shovel and some vodka when you send the search and rescue team out.

3 comments:

Jamie said...

You never said how long we had to wait... it's 10 am in FL right now which is plenty of time for you to be covered in skid-marked little boy undies... SAY SOMETHING, AHSLEY!!! I'M SCARED!

Unknown said...

I am alive--but look, you would've been the only one to come searching and I bet you would have remembered the vodka. ;-)

I'm not done but have most of the debris cleared away. I've been thinking about round 2 for most of the day.

Jamie said...

I would have brought that girly whipped cream vodka and every soda and juice known to man to mix it with. We could have gotten drunk and played with the action figures, made Lego houses and then passed out on the bunk beds. I'd say that sounds like a pretty decent day of "cleaning."