Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Look Bish

I guess little kid's newest boss ate a poisonous frog and died.

I pointed out that it was starting to look a little suspicious--two sets of work friends and bosses dying of freak accidents shortly after he began working there. He agreed and sincerely seems to hope that these people can quit making bad choices.

He liked that job too--he was putting dinosaurs and old cars together for a museum. Now he's working in his brother's art museum. I have told him there will be hell to pay if his newest boss has any freak accidents and dies and that if he wants a new job, he should just give Big Kid his letter of resignation instead of staging any polar bear attacks or poison frog ingestion.

Yesterday little kid was running around searching for his cowboy boots before we left to go on a boat ride.

"Wear your Crocs, it doesn't make sense to wear boots on the boat!" I reminded him.

"I needa wear my wook boots! 'at's what I wear, my wook boots. Not Cwocs!"

"No, wear the Crocs. You're going on the boat so boots don't make sense."

"I want my boots, mumum! My wook boots, I needs 'em!!"

"No."

"Fine. Get me in twouble, mumum. My boss is gonna be bishin when I show up in Cwocs and not wook boots."

"What did you just say? Your boss is going to be...?"

"Bishin if I don't wear wook boots."

"What?"

"BISHIN. MY BOSS WILL BE BISHIN' AT ME IF I DON'T WEAR BOOTS."

"Um...that's a bad word. I'm pretty sure you're saying a bad word and that's bad. Do you mean 'complaining'? Like your boss will be mad?"

"Yep, he gonna be bishin' at me 'cuz of dis. 'at's what I'm sayin' to you."

Awesome. My 3-year-old now uses "to bitch" as a verb. We can probably thank Mr. Ashley for all of the talk about bosses bishing.

23 comments:

Heather said...

That is hilarious - like just spit water out across my desk hilarious. Probably not so much to you, as his mom, but from an outside perspective, that's the funniest thing I've heard in days! Try to look at the positive side - he's picking up words and using them in the correct context without explanation, which is actually pretty impressive, if you look past the word choice! Both of your kids crack me up so much - they have so much personality!

Jennifer said...

I so would have laughed out loud. I'm such bad example.

LivingLifeBackwards said...

LOVE it!

Colleen said...

How do you not spend the day holding back the laughter?!

Lindsey said...

Oh man that is SO good... I laughed out loud :) Too funny! Kids say the darnest things!

Joy said...

isn't it awesome when they learn to use those 4 letter words in the right way!

Staci said...

LOL reminds me of my almost three year old daughter yelling "SHIT I just hurt my knee" when she tripped and fell the other day.

Nikky said...

That's hilarious. Reminds me of the time my little brother turned to his T-Ball teammate and screamed, "Catch the God Damn ball!" in the middle of a game.

FunnyGal KAT said...

Ok, I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but I can't help it! And little kid should get some kind of credit for at least using it correctly!

Theresa said...

Classic!

Kara said...

That's awesome. My 3 year old girl just told me the other day that she named her doll 'bitch' - "Isn't it pretty mom?". After telling her that it was a bad word, she pleaded with me for a few minutes, that it was a beautiful name, but then finally changed the doll's name to Suzy.

Heidi said...

LMAO!!!! I love it!!

My daughter is picky about her clothes and shoes too. She refuses to leave the house in anything but a dress. People tell me to just put her in whatever I want (she's three)..but really, do I want to fight that battle? There are too many others, I'm not letting clothing and shoes be one of them.

Anonymous said...

Latest online lingo on Gawker is 'bish pleeze' and 'whoor.' Lil' kid is trendy!

Claire said...

I think that can be compared with the time, just recently, when I told my 3 year old he just earned himself a time out and he screamed, "That's bullshit" at me. Yeah, that was a proud moment as a mom.

Always Pretty in Pink said...

Haha. You should be proud. :)

Too cute.

Anonymous said...

THAT is classic. LOVE HIM! I have a 3yo that is quite like him, quite scary that there are 2 kids so similar..good thing we live in different states or there would be hell to pay.

Chacoy said...

At least he didn't say it on the boat, or at the grocery store, or at school, or daycare!
I think that every child says a few "bad" words in their lifetime;}

katie b said...

Haha! As we were getting out of the car Chrustmas morning, my daughter (same age as little kid) was yawning. My hubby asked her if she was tired, and she replied, "Yeah, I'm fucking tired." I almost fell out of the car from shock and laughter.

Bre said...

That is hilarious! I love it!

Jen said...

I read this to my husband last night and we were snickering. This morning, our youngest was in her room, and having a hard time putting on her clothes. Husband grinned and said "I better get in there unless we wanna listen to her bishin'":)

Anonymous said...

Nice post & nice blog. I love both.

Annie D said...

Love it! I literally just laughed out loud. My charming little 3 year old boy told me the other day that he hates our dog because she "shits all over the house". In his defense, she does.

Melodie said...

OMG! I'm playing catch-up here, so sorry for the late comment. I have tears rolling down my cheeks from this one! That kid's hilarious!