My UPS guy comes on a golf cart with a small trailer full of packages. I couldn't figure out how he was sneaking up to the house without the dogs hearing him, but the other day I was near the front window and saw that he arrived via golf cart. I've seen him 3 times since then, always in the golf cart toting the little utility trailer full of cardboard boxes. I find this amazing and amusing.
I know I've been M.I.A. and I'm sorry (I always swear I won't apologize since this is a volunteer position, but I feel like we're friends and I should explain my absence.) I've been extremely busy cleaning my house top to bottom and stalking my neighbor 3 doors down. I'll be done with the house cleaning part soon, which will leave more time for stalking and entertaining you all.
Please review these 14 sites to make you smarter in the meantime. (Not that you're not smart now, that's not what I'm saying there.)
When you're done cleaning, I want a full report on the neighbor-stalking! Is this the poo-thrower?
I'm not going to the smartening sites, I'm afraid. I have approximately two brain cells left this week and I'm going to need to muster them both to get the Christmas cards done.
I don't know if I want to go to those sites - my wife can't stand me now as it is.
a golf cart? that's just awesome!
What are you stalking for?
Please to explain the delicious information gained by stalking the neighbor 3 doors down...
I sense brilliance!
I don't think that I would like the golf cart, my UPS guy comes flying down the street(in a residential area), in his poopy brown truck. It is pretty loud, but with som many neighbors I don't know who's house he is at. He won't even knock; it pisses me off, just ring the god damn door bell and leave- you don't have to wait for me to peer outside to see who it is, check myself in the mirror, just RING THE GOD DAMN DOOR BELL. I want to know when I receive a package instead of going outside two days later to find it(if it is still there).
Stalk away, because then it will be a great read for the rest of us!!
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