Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I See You

Wanna hear something funny?

Tonight I got the following comment:
Anonymous said...
Are we feeling more anti-semetic than usual???
November 6, 2007 10:08 PM
and I was thinking hmmm, we've been over the Jewish thing before here. I have also stated my case by reminding those in doubt that I do send my child to a Temple preschool, where he learns Hebrew and does Shabbat with the Rabbi every Friday. I even adhere to their pork and meat/dairy rules (pretty much). I probably know more about the culture than most non-Jews and have said before that I agree with their religion on a lot of levels and respect their history and culture. I've said I would convert, only half jokingly, and how much I love the atmosphere of the Temple.
So, I wondered, who is it that is so confused? Maybe a new reader? One of my stalkers? I know all of those Shizzy girls from the Photowow Fiasco (how many of us met, dear readers, since they did more than double my regular readership) have been over here lately, so I put on my trusty detective hat and sure enough, it was one of them. Can we say Loser, with a capital L?

Almost 3 months later and these chicks are still talking about me? Move on already. There's so much better drama out there to be had. Holy freakin' hell.

Anyway, the funniest part is that as I was labeling their IP addresses so I recognize them on future visits, I was able to see how many times each of them had visited. I have some fans! And I love fans, I'll take them anyway I can get them. One of them had 58 visits! Many had between 30-50 visits.

You know I love an audience. In fact, I'd like to personally thank whoever coined "Selfish, Attention Loving Weiner Gobbler" because, as you can see, I ran with that one. That was some funny shit right there

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAO...loser is right. They love to hate you!

Anonymous said...

Long time lurker here. I "met" you from the Photowow wars and that really was some funny shit. Keep up the great work with your blog! I love you and love hearing about The Jews and your crazy internet stalkers.

-Jamie (BBC momtojake)

Anonymous said...

i met you through the photowow thing too...WTG! i actually book marked you and started a stumbleupon for you :)

Deb said...

Wait... those freaks visit more than I do? Man. I thought I had a lot of time on my hands.

Anonymous said...

haha, don't flatter yourself. I admit to come here to see what new blog you have up when I'm bored. Sure, I like to poke fun at your unoriginality and "wit". I put those in quotes b/c i truly don't find you witty. And I'm one to admit wittiness even from those I don't particularily care for. But seriously, how obsessed do you have to be to hunt down our IP addresses from a former board we posted on to confirm that yes some of us Shizzers do come here to poke fun. do you have a map on the wall with pins marking all your readers? Do you mark us Shizzettes and write down our IP addy's? Maybe it's YOU who needs to get over US. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not a secret fan.

Ashley said...

Don't you worry your silly little head about how much time it took me to label your IPs...took one second to batch everyone from Ultimate Utopia (speaking of original and witty) and label them as shizzers and the entertainment value of seeing so many of you over here so much was well worth the time it took.

Personally, I can't imagine reading every word someone writes just to talk about how unwitty they are. But hey, I guess if you have that kind of time and that level of interest, congrats to you.

Anonymous said...

Ha-ha. So the tards are still around and clueless about statcounter. That's funny, I wondered whatever happened with them. I heard somewhere that trolls never die, you're probably stuck with them reading every word you write and talking nonstop about your "unwittiness" forever.

I agree about the Bargain Board drama, whoa craziness. Maybe your lunatics are involved with that too?

Jennifer said...

I hate you and think you're stupid but yet I visit 30-50 times? Ha, I guess they have Shiz for brains because that's the dumbest excuse she could have possibly dreamed up.

The_Joyous_Quintet said...

30-50 times in a DAY?

Are you fucking shitting us all?

Seriously, 30 to 50 fucking times in a day borderlines that freak mental hospital down yonder.

I have had my share of crazy internet stalkers, and I tell you, 3 months is not enough for them to move on. Try 2 years. Seriously. Hope you're in for the long haul, baby! You know they are.

What's up with the Bargain Board? Clue us nosy bitches on up with a post about the latest BH brawl. TIA.

Tina said...

I borrowed your loser bunny picture for a post on my blog. I gave you credit for it though. Hope you don't mind terribly.

Oh, and they are more loserish than even I am!

Stacy said...

Hahaha at all the idiots who claim to hate you but can't stay away. It's jealously plain and simple. They are so damn jealous of your blog and visitors that they bash it to others while secretly hanging on to every word you write. I think it's hilarious. They are obviously very bored in life to spend their day shit talking about someone nonstop when they can't seem to stay away. Idiots.

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Holy Mary Mother of God...

:) you're first favorite...

Amy said...

OK, I'm fairly new to your blog and have no idea what the hell is going on here. I will say this: I put you in my Google Reader the first time I found you because you are freakin hilarious. And despite my newness, I did read the Jewish thing and I get it that you like them, you really do. I wouldn't like you if you didn't. (I'm not Jewish. I'm Catholic.) This post, beginning with the bunny, is funny! Mean, too-serious-about-ourselves people suck. Rock on Ashley.

suburban anti-mom said...

I actually need to thank those psychos for their crazy photowow fiasco. Without them I would've never found your hilarious blog. I even passed it onto some friends of mine. It's awesome! It has also inspired me to start blogging some of my own retarded thoughts. So thanks again!!!

Also, if the shit/shiz whatever people need drama, feel free to stop by the bargain board! We've got enough to share! And free entertainment is ALWAYS a bargain! ;)

Dana said...

Seriously, who reads the blogs of people they dislike and whose writing they don't even find amusing for entertainment? Lame-o. Just admit it. You heart Ashley.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

Dear No-Secret-Fan Anonymous Person: You're lame for perusing a site just to rip on someone. If you can't be supportive and appreciate someone's work, thoughts, comments or funniness, take your hate somewhere else. BE GONE!!

Stacey said...

You've got to be kidding me.. Do people still make themselves feel better by trying to knock others down??
You people need to get a freakin life.
I don't know any of you, but are you in high school?
Ashley, you're funny shit. Keep on keepin on!

Anonymous said...

I discovered your blog after the photowow thing too. I think you are too funny. You say what all good mother's are thinkging!! I think we should start placing bets on who the "hater" is!!
Trisha

Anonymous said...

Well, crap. I didn't mean to start all this when I posted a link and said check out this kid's adorable costume, but apparently I did. I suppose it's inconceivable that someone from the Shiz enjoys your blog. Contrary to popular belief, we're not all bad.

Anonymous said...

Wow, how do they find the time? I would think that they must be so busy low voting babies and dogs in Photowow that it would interfere with their trolling duties. At least they are dedicated to the life paths they've decided to take! lol!!

Obviously I'm not Ashley (but I wish I was!!) but I don't think the problem is with these Shizzy people being here, I think it was the stupid anti-Semitic comment that put you into the spotlight again. Some of you may be nice, but no one has ever seen any proof of that. Your friends speak loud enough for the rest of you.Who knows though, maybe Ashley doesn't want you in here at all, but that's not what I took from it.

Keep up the good work Ashley! You make me laugh so hard I snort almost every day! My coworkers think I'm crazy.

angie said...

OMG..You have a Jewish reader here who is NOT offended in the least:)Karma will get those haters...TODAY!

Anonymous said...

That is SO funny I am a loyal reader from before the photowow thing so I feel special. I thought I was bordering on stalker because I check your blog about 3x's a day but they seriously need to get a life I would never read you if I didn't think you were HILLARIOUS. Some people just are that bored with their life they have to constantly stir something up. BTW the IP address thing is great.

Joy

Cinnamon said...

Good Grief, can those ladies not let things go already. This is the fucking internet!!! Sorry for my language.

Buford Betty said...

Too funny! HEhehhehehehhe...

Kristen said...

OMG Ashley, between the clueless and the haters, this is just too funny. I'm going to have to stop reading at work because I know my bosses will be in here any minute asking what I'm doing!

rebekah said...

Found you because of the Photowow fiasco, check your site at least daily because you rock!

I love Big Kid and the Jews. Those are my favorite entries.

I would say ignore the haters, but they make for such funny stories, so don't ignore them, continue to write about them. Makes a dreary work day go by so much faster.

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Ashley- I just thought of the title for your next post...

"Shalom, Bitches."

Amanda said...

Ashley,

I am going to pretty much repeat what everyone else has said...
1) you are awesome, witty, smart, and funny, not to mention wonderful
2) anyone who disagrees with either you or me MUST be a loser, no ifs, ands, or "butts" (speaking of which, I bet the jealous WHORES have huge flabby asses like mine!)
3) I feel so much better about my Ashley addiction because I only check your blog 3-4 times a day, not double digits like SOME anonymous people, err, pantywastes
4) I agree that you should thank them because I found you through all of the Photowow drama... actually, let ME thank them... I think a gift card to "JealousBitches'R'Us" would be the PERFECT THANK YOU gift. Word on the street is that they are running a special on WeinerGobbler accessories/notecards/etc.
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I do, however, have to admit that I myself have been a little jealous lately -- mostly of you and your photography success... the better you are at it, the less I will get to read about and that makes me feel sad...

Anyways, rock on girl with yourself... as for you LOSERS who don't like Ashley -- STAY THE HELL AWAY -- all you do when you even DARE to criticize her is cause the rest of us to sing her praises even more and LAUGH our asses off at your PATHETIC LITTLE LIVES.

'nuff said :-)

Jamie said...

Stalker and fan here, Ashley. I, like almost everyone else, found you because of the photowow wars and think you are hilarious, witty, etc. I check your blog several times a day, lol.

Jonah Lisa said...

Some people just don't get the whole "sense of humor" thing.

I don't doubt that doubled your readership. I for one only knew you existed because I was directed here by my birth club during the whole Shizzy/Photo Wow scandal. I wasn't disappointed.

Keeping on gobbling.

Jennifer said...

Yeah, yeah....you're sooooo not witty and I'm soooo much better than you, but I'm still going to check what you've blogged about 50 times!!!! Get a shizzy life!

Ashley, please keep amusing the rest of us!

~Gretchen~ said...

Damn. Those girls HATED me with a passion that is hard to describe and even I don't get any hits from them these days.

Again, the S, A-L W-G trumps me again.

Jenn said...

Jealousy is a diseases, bitches.

Get well soon.

And in your spare time, you may want to look up how a stat-counter works. And quit spending your time reading blogs of people that you cannot stand.

Seriously, don't you have to start working on your kids next pics for internet contests that you rig?

Jaws said...

good god thats a lot of comments! I wish more people hated me!

Southern Fried Girl said...

I do remember some craziness around here a while back but I must be behind on my reading.

I happen to find you funny as shit (that's funny, ok?) and love that you just say whatever. I make it my personal mission to be unpolitically correct as often as possible because ya know what? We are too fucking sensitive anymore and son of a BITCH, I am gonna make sure someone somewhere realizes that.

Hence the reason I call my half Filipino husband "gookish." Yes, he could squash me into a bug with his giant size (6'3" and about 275) but he laughs. Would I ever call an Asian person that I don't know gookish? Uh no. I am not a dumbass. I don't say things to be ugly or mean - just to giggle.

And you? Make me giggle.

So keep rocking on. When you start to piss people off, you are clearly doing something very very very right.

Loralee Choate said...

I just had a psycho stalker banned by his IP for libel, stalking, impersonation and harassment.

Take the anon option off or put your comments on moderation, block their ip's and move on.

They aren't worth the bandwidth they take up, sweetie.

CM said...

Thats some great detective work there! Ha! I visit your site at least once a day and I knew about the whole I heart Jews thing but not the photo thing and the Shizzy girls! Oh well, they may just make you more popular than Monogram Momma!

CM said...

Oh please Shiz girls, don't go away you give me way funny shiz, um I mean shit to laugh about!

Catfish said...

Shalom bitches!!! I LOVE IT!! ;) you have great readers.
xo

Anonymous said...

I also found you from the photowow fiasco on both the bargain board and the August '06 birth board. I've been reading you everyday since. I have a 1 y/o and a 3 y/o and I relate to so much of what you say!

celinedoll said...

HA! When I first started reading this blog post, I thought "SHIT! She's going to think that was me!!" LOL But, I was glad to read on and see that you figured out who it was and I was able to breathe a sigh of relief!

Keep on, keeping on Ash! You rock my friend! :-)

Love you,
Celine