I See You

Wanna hear something funny?

Tonight I got the following comment:

Anonymous said...

Are we feeling more anti-semetic than usual???

November 6, 2007 10:08 PM

and I was thinking hmmm, we've been over the Jewish thing before here. I have also stated my case by reminding those in doubt that I do send my child to a Temple preschool, where he learns Hebrew and does Shabbat with the Rabbi every Friday. I even adhere to their pork and meat/dairy rules (pretty much). I probably know more about the culture than most non-Jews and have said before that I agree with their religion on a lot of levels and respect their history and culture. I've said I would convert, only half jokingly, and how much I love the atmosphere of the Temple.

So, I wondered, who is it that is so confused? Maybe a new reader? One of my stalkers? I know all of those Shizzy girls from the Photowow Fiasco (how many of us met, dear readers, since they did more than double my regular readership) have been over here lately, so I put on my trusty detective hat and sure enough, it was one of them. Can we say Loser, with a capital L?

Almost 3 months later and these chicks are still talking about me? Move on already. There's so much better drama out there to be had. Do you have any idea what's been going on over at the Bargain Board? Holy freakin' hell.

Anyway, the funniest part is that as I was labeling their IP addresses so I recognize them on future visits, I was able to see how many times each of them had visited. I have some fans! And I love fans, I'll take them anyway I can get them. One of them had 58 visits! Many had between 30-50 visits. I was also able to see their hometowns and it turns out that some people that I really like hang out with this group, which is a bummer to see. I can't imagine having friends that you couldn't publicly admit to having. It does shed some light on some things and was an amusing moment in my day.

Stick around, Shiz Heads. You know I love an audience. In fact, I'd like to personally thank whoever coined "Selfish, Attention Loving Weiner Gobbler" because, as you can see, I ran with that one. I still LMAO every time I see my pretty purple business cards. That was some funny shit right there.