Sunday, November 11, 2007

Stay Tuned...

-2 Child-free nights

-4 Hours at a swanky spa

-1 virtual cat fight

-3 pairs of free flip flops

-70 feet of luxury on the water

-3 dozen Stone Crab claws

-7 (8? 9?) bottles of champagne

-2 Ashleys, 1 a cute male Captain

-7 ladies (if you use the term loosely)

-2 little black dresses

-3 pairs of high heeled boots

-2 bottles of red wine

-5 gourmet Italian Mediterranean entrees

-6 Penises (penii?)

-2 Unamused cab drivers (You know they secretly loved it)

-2 booths danced upon

-1 Upgrade to a VIP table

-4 (5?) Amstel Lights

-4 rounds of drinks on the house

-6 Buttery Nipples (Lordy, lordy how "21" of us)

-99 Problems and a Bitch Ain't One

-99 Red Balloons

-1 stripper pole

-1 bald beaver sighting (as predicted by The_Joyous_Quintet, wait til you see how right you were, my friend)

-1 suspected Hepatitis infection

-$1200 worth of boots ruined

-86 times the phrase "hairless pussy" was muttered, slurred, squealed or screamed after the beave was spotted (for shock value and comedic purposes of course)

-29 "Why didn't you stop me"s from Catfish this morning

-6 cups of freshly ground coffee

-One photo of car going through Sun Pass toll lane with no Sun Pass with $100 ticket attached arriving in the mail at any time

-223 photos taken

-20 days until Another One Bites the Dust

-3 Chapters to this tale

Sneak Preview of Chapter 1: Nothing Standard About It

11 comments:

Misty said...

Sounds like a great time!!! :)

hello darling (formerly hello sunshine!) said...

STORIES PLEASE.

lyndakay916 said...

Please Please PLEASE call me tomorrow & give me the full scoop, let me live vicariously through your adventures. I gotta talk to you about Wednesday anyways... and since I know she's reading this too, let me holla at Catfish and say Congratulations!!!

Deb said...

I can't wait for chapters 2 & 3.


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Sasha said...

Sounds like a good time was had by all. I thought about you and all your fun while I was doing laundry and attending a 4 year old bday party. Fun times.

Anonymous said...

OMG sounds like you had a blast and determine you are to old for that all at the same time. That is what happened last year to hubbie and I at a Halloween party!! It really does hurt more when you are older.

BTW I can not wait to hear more about it.

Joy

Buford Betty said...

Can't wait for the stories!

lyndakay916 said...

This P.S. goes out to Catfish...
I should have said Congratulations on having a hairless pussy on your back!!!! Aaah..memories for life!

Renee said...

At first glance, this seems like a ton of tidbits and fun info on your wild weekend. But I find myself still longing for more. Stories, please. Every detail, please. I'll bet there are some juicy ones.

Cinnamon said...

Sounds like a blast!

The_Joyous_Quintet said...

Beaver shots please. *tapping foot not so patiently*

:p

Glad you had a blast! A girls gotta let lose every now and then-- Mom or not!