Do you like hand washing dishes?
Love the feeling of dish pan hands?
Enjoy the excitement of reaching around blindly in scalding hot water for sharp knives?
Then you need a Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher!
Its puzzling error codes will stimulate your brain while your new manual labor role occupies your time and lets you have a more intimate relationship with your dish ware! Amazingly, the Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher has a knack for quitting right before you have guests or leave on vacation! Sometimes it's just joking and can be reset, but sometimes you just have to wash your own damn dishes!
They call it the "Professional" series because you'll have to hire a professional to wash your dishes once it quits working. And if you can't afford that, you have the added benefit of on-the-job training to become your own professional dishwasher! It provides job skills, people.
Admire the Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher's sleek stainless steel interface as you and your dishtowel painstakingly dry each plate and bowl and cup. Watch how the green flashing "ER" signal reflects off of the cutlery you're scrubbing. Eat nice family meals off of paper plates with plastic forks in your beautiful kitchen.
The Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher can do all of this and more!!
(Well, not much more.)