Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Frigidaire Professional Series

Do you like hand washing dishes?

Love the feeling of dish pan hands?

Enjoy the excitement of reaching around blindly in scalding hot water for sharp knives?

Then you need a Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher!

Its puzzling error codes will stimulate your brain while your new manual labor role occupies your time and lets you have a more intimate relationship with your dish ware! Amazingly, the Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher has a knack for quitting right before you have guests or leave on vacation! Sometimes it's just joking and can be reset, but sometimes you just have to wash your own damn dishes!

They call it the "Professional" series because you'll have to hire a professional to wash your dishes once it quits working. And if you can't afford that, you have the added benefit of on-the-job training to become your own professional dishwasher! It provides job skills, people.

Admire the Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher's sleek stainless steel interface as you and your dishtowel painstakingly dry each plate and bowl and cup. Watch how the green flashing "ER" signal reflects off of the cutlery you're scrubbing. Eat nice family meals off of paper plates with plastic forks in your beautiful kitchen.

The Frigidaire Professional Series dishwasher can do all of this and more!!

(Well, not much more.)


Joy said...

We just got a new dishwasher not long ago and it was sad how excited I was to get it

Jennifer said...

I have a fancy, shmancy stove. I hate it.

PaperCourt said...

I had a Frigidaire dishwasher. It SUCKED! The dishes on the top rack stayed dirty. While shopping for a new washer/dryer recently, I bought a new Bosch dishwasher. It actually washes the dishes.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! I HAVE THIS DISHWASHER! And it has always been a piece of crap, but the top sprayer just fell off last week. Seriously, I feel your pain. I do. Every. Single. Day.

Maddnessofme said...

I love my Bosch dishwasher so much that I want to have sex with it

Heidi said...

I hate dishwashers! Mine isn't nearly as fancy schmancy as yours, but it is relatively new. Half the time, the little door that houses the detergent doesn't open during the cleaning cycle. So I open up the door to wet, but still somewhat dirty dishes. Most of the time I hand wash my dishes because I don't feel like dealing with the damn thing.

Julie H said...

I don't have a dishwasher at all. I used to be ok with that but now I'm kind of thinking that it's just cruel and unusual punishment.

Anonymous said...

i have had my Frigidaire Prof Series dishwasher for a year now, and it is still amazing. I LOVE it. Best dishwasher i have ever had. 3 levels of sprayers get the dishes perfect every time.

I know more people post complaints than what they ever like about things - so here's one in favour of Frigidaire. Thumbs up!