Wednesday, May 11, 2011

No Means No (no, really!)

I just had the following conversation with little kid:

"Can I have a popsicle?"

"No, you just had a sandwich and dinner is soon. You had a popsicle before lunch."

"So, you's saying that I can never eber have a popsicle again in my whole entire life?"

"Uh, no. I'm saying you can't have a popsicle until after dinner."

"Please, princess. My most beautiful princess. Just one popsicle."

"No."

"Look at you! I need a little 'spect. You always wantin' me to 'spect you but I am not seeing any 'spect coming from you to me."

"Oh please. I don't respect you because you can't have a popsicle before dinner? You are ridiculous. Go play."

" Mom, do you want this to be over wif or not? This could all be over wif if I could have one popsicle before dinner."

"Absolutely not and you are getting a time out if you ask me one more time. There will be no popsicle, little kid. I'm done with this. I won't have you blackmailing me for a popsicle."

"For your little papa? Your baby? Your wittle tiny baby who wants a popsicle, pretty pretty princess?"

"Go to your room."

"Oh I see. You just hate me. Yep, I'll be in my room, not gettin' no 'spect from you and not any popsicles eber again in my whole entire life."

"Okay then."

"....just one?"

10 comments:

Jennifer said...

LOVE him! He is a world class negotiator.

Lin said...

He sure is determined isn't he? lol

miss.chief said...

He's like a mini Rodney Dangerfield.

Funny in My Mind said...

Thank you for the laugh! He sounds like my husband when he wants a "popsicle"

Sasha said...

I have this conversation with Reese every.single.day. For realz. About every.single.thing I tell her no about. I keep thinking little kid and WC need to meet, but then again, does the world need the two of them scheming together? I say no...

The Adventures of Pia said...

HAHAHHAH I am expecting and if I have a boy I hope and pray he just just like little kid!

Heidi said...

He kills me! I love him!

Cookie Crums said...

I've been slack on reading recently.... I've got to start back! b/c this child is hilarious!! :).... and freakin smart.

because I said so said...

I love him...reminds me of the pigeon in the "don't let the pigeon drive the bus" kids books series....

so funny!

Renee said...

I love this! Lol. What a smart little guy.