I just had the following conversation with little kid:
"Can I have a popsicle?"
"No, you just had a sandwich and dinner is soon. You had a popsicle before lunch."
"So, you's saying that I can never eber have a popsicle again in my whole entire life?"
"Uh, no. I'm saying you can't have a popsicle until after dinner."
"Please, princess. My most beautiful princess. Just one popsicle."
"Look at you! I need a little 'spect. You always wantin' me to 'spect you but I am not seeing any 'spect coming from you to me."
"Oh please. I don't respect you because you can't have a popsicle before dinner? You are ridiculous. Go play."
" Mom, do you want this to be over wif or not? This could all be over wif if I could have one popsicle before dinner."
"Absolutely not and you are getting a time out if you ask me one more time. There will be no popsicle, little kid. I'm done with this. I won't have you blackmailing me for a popsicle."
"For your little papa? Your baby? Your wittle tiny baby who wants a popsicle, pretty pretty princess?"
"Go to your room."
"Oh I see. You just hate me. Yep, I'll be in my room, not gettin' no 'spect from you and not any popsicles eber again in my whole entire life."