Monday, May 16, 2011

Note from Mom

"Mom, you have to write my parent letter tonight. It's the last one because school is ending soon."

"Oh, okay. I'll be sure to do that."

"Hey, mom?"


"Promise me that you won't ever ever ever ever mention in any of these letters."

"Big Kid! Come on! You know I would never do that, right?"

He stared at me, unsmiling and completely silent, obviously not so sure I wouldn't do that.

"I'm actually thinking I'll wait until the year-end party and put it up on the big screen so all of your friends can see the website itself."


"In fact, I'm going to make hologram cards of myself dancing for your friends to take home. You know, like the type where if you move them back and forth it looks like the person on the card is moving? So your friends can give them to their moms in case they want to upload some videos..." I had kept a very straight face until the end and then I laughed so hard (at myself) that I got a cramp in my side.

I'm a terrible mother.


Jennifer said...

I think you are a great mother!

Anonymous said...

It's your job to give them flack. They'll return the favor when they are teenagers - trust me I know. Kerry

Sasha said...

I still need to film my tap dancing video. Maybe tonight....

Anonymous said...

I just went to check and see if you realy did make the website and YOU DID! I am dying laughing!


Anonymous said...

OMG! go to you tube and enter Grandma pop lock and drop it. Then show that to BK.