"Bubby, will you snuggle me?"
"Um, sorry...I only 'nuggle in a morning times."
"But could we just snuggle a little before bed time?"
"No. Maybe in a morning time."
The next morning.
"It's morning now! Now will you snuggle with me, little kid?"
"Uh, what day is it today?"
"I don't 'nuggle on Tuesdays."
"First you don't snuggle at night, now not on Tuesdays! When do you snuggle? It makes me sad you won't snuggle me."
"What day was yesterday was?"
"I 'nuggle on Monday. Monday mornings. That's all."
"So I have to wait until next Monday?"
"Yep. Sorry. That's the 'nugglin' day."
"Bub, you're just being mean. There's no reason you can't snuggle me today."
"Dere is nuttin' I can do about it, brudder, Monday is 'nugglin' day and today is not Monday. You's said so!"
I have since given Big Kid permission to lie to little kid about the day of the week.