There's some commercial on lately for a special narrated by Stephen Hawking and they ask, "Did God create the universe?" or something like that.
"I wonder if God really did create the universe," Big Kid asked after seeing it.
"Of course he did! Who else could create da whole entire universe, bro? God! Duh!" little kid answered, angry at Big Kid's lack of faith.
"Hmmm. I don't know. If God created the universe, why would he make hazards? If I was making a universe, there would be no hazards. If I was God, I wouldn't want my people having to deal with dangerous conditions."
"Well, I would! I'd make lots of hazards if I was God! 'Cuz it'd be more fun to watch! So many dangerous things! God likes hazards." little kid insisted.
If there is a God, why can't he be more like Big Kid?