Tuesday, August 2, 2011


There's some commercial on lately for a special narrated by Stephen Hawking and they ask, "Did God create the universe?" or something like that.

"I wonder if God really did create the universe," Big Kid asked after seeing it.

"Of course he did! Who else could create da whole entire universe, bro? God! Duh!" little kid answered, angry at Big Kid's lack of faith.

"Hmmm. I don't know. If God created the universe, why would he make hazards? If I was making a universe, there would be no hazards. If I was God, I wouldn't want my people having to deal with dangerous conditions."

"Well, I would! I'd make lots of hazards if I was God! 'Cuz it'd be more fun to watch! So many dangerous things! God likes hazards." little kid insisted.

If there is a God, why can't he be more like Big Kid?


Jennifer said...

Little Kid is going to be an evangelist and spend the rest of his life trying to "save" Big Kid.

Amanda said...

I am not sure which one I love the most!! What great kids you have.

DASI GLAM said...

I know it has a lot to do with the great way in which you write but they are just so much fun!

Anonymous said...

Ahahaha, Jennifer!

But seriously though, get little kid outta that school before it's too late!


Anonymous said...

Ask LK where the smiting is? Don't you just wish God would do some good old fashioned smiting sometimes?

Renee said...

Love this!