I am running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get ready for Catfish's wedding. I STILL NEED TO GET SHOES. I HAVE 2 SPEECHES TO GIVE (one tonight!). I NEED A TAN AND IT IS PRETTY LATE IN THE GAME FOR THAT. Shit, shit, shit.
I miss you my friends. My absence is for a good cause though. I thought I was getting sick last night and I about had a fit. I am currently overdosing myself on Airborne. I CANNOT BE SICK FOR THE WEDDING. This is my day to shine, dammit. Well, I guess technically it is Catfish's day to shine, but whatever. As her best friend of almost 26 years who was starting to fear she'd never get married...it's a pretty big day for me too.
So, my dear friends, I promise I'll be back full force next week. I WILL begin posting daily again. This WILL be a fun, funny place to hang out again. So hang tight, my sweets.
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Okayy, I'm back. I know that you've missed me as your most valuable reader E.V.E.R... I'm so sorry, I've been trying to be good and stay focused. Now that I'm back though, I have a lot of comments... I am still chuckling about 5 minutes later that little kid used Mr. Ashley's toothbrush as a penis cleaner. That's freaking classic!!!!!
And I'm tempted to smite you for those turkey cookies. That is putting average mothers like myself to shame. You can no longer call yourself an average mother. You are an overachiever. I hope that you deal well with that stigma... What are you going to do when your Turkey Cookies aren't enough?? I dread to see what utterly amazing thing I'm going to have to live up to next, lol. I'm already planning on stealing each and every one of your ideas from the birthday party last year. Pure Genius. Who is Martha again??
I'm so sorry that you've all been sick, that's no fun at all. Hopefully you all get healthy soon.
And I love the Stage Mom.
I looove the Dapper Gentleman and his lady friend!! Soooo adorable!!
You better not be lying. I'm seriously going through withdrawals!
Yippee! I'm dragging my bean bag across the floor and claiming to good spot right by the window.
Can hardly wait.
I'll just be here on the bathroom florr puking while you're being wedding'y.... have fun
i was just coming here to type:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU ATTENTION LOVING WIENER GOBBLER??????
Major withdrawls here. I *guess* I understand. hehehe
Hope the kiddos feel better soon. Hope you found shoes and got that tan (don't you live in FL? Shouldn't you BE tan now? =P
can't wait to hear more!
*tara*
How dare you have a life ;) Hope the wedding is/was a blast!
Still waiting... Hope you had fun!!
it is officially 'next week.'
i'm just saying.
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