Big Kid is seriously disturbed by those "Your baby can read!" commercials.
"Mom, if babies can read, don't you fink little kid should be able to read? 'Cuz he can't. Not even close."
"Babies can't read."
"I seen 'em do it on commercials and stuff. Some babies can. Our baby can't and he's 3."
"Babies don't really need to read though."
"Yeah but eventually you gotta be able to read and I fink little kid should be learnin' some time soon, you know? I could read when I was 3."
"Yeah, you're different from a lot of people. I know what you're saying though, he does need to learn some stuff."
I bought the Leapfrog Letter Factory DVDs because that's how Big Kid learned to read, but so far little kid just screams for Karate Kid or Willy Wonka every time I try to put it on.
He'll never learn to read at this rate.