Big Kid: I guess you must have been weally, weally hungwy mommy.
Ashley: Why are you saying that?
Big Kid: Because I'm seein' dat you ated all of my krick or kreek candies.
Ashley: I didn't eat all of it.
Mr. Ashley: Yes she did.
Ashley: No I didn't! I just ate the stuff I knew you wouldn't like.
Big Kid: But how did you know what stuffs I wouldn't wike?
Ashley: I just know because I'm your mom. You don't like sour things, you don't like gummy things that stick to your teeth, you know.
Big Kid: Sometimes I wike some gummy tings.
Mr. Ashley: What about all of the chocolate? He likes chocolate.
Big Kid: Yeah, I do wuv chocowits.
Ashley: Stop you two, you're making me feel bad.
Big Kid: You should not feel bad mudder. I'm da one dat doesn't have Halloween candy anymore. (Big Sigh)
That may be one of the cutest things I have ever heard.. Big Kid is so freakin' cute!
I laughed out loud. Thanks!
Get that kid an agent!
So, so cute!!!
Buy the poor kid some chocowits. That really is pretty funny and Mr. Ashley sounds like Mr. Kate - he'd drop me in the shit just as fast!
these conversations make me honestly laugh out loud. too funny!
Sounds like my Big Kid this afternoon. Somehow all of his chocolates disappeared...
There's a special spot in Hell for mommy's that eat their kids Halloween candy.
See ya there.
I just wuv Big Kid and Ashwee's conversations!
You are too much. These Big Kid convos are the best!
The conversations kill me.
Is it wrong that if it were my kid, I'd not only not feel bad but I'd probably go "you snooze, you lose, suckah?"
I will make a stellar mother.
Oh my god that is so funny. (Go buy him a bag of Reese's. And one for you too, of course.)
The Politician has forgotten about his krick or kreek candies... bonus for mom! Big Kid is the best... loves it.
thanks, i peed. we all love big kid in my anonymous home.
Also, it totally freaked me out that another Traci posted on here - my initial thought was "Whoa, when'd I post that?!"
I ate all my son's chocolate too!!! I gained the extra pounds to prove it. lol
Oh too funny!!!!!!! I laughed outloud.
That is so uncool of Mr. Ashley to rat you out. My husband wouldn't do that, but that's probably because he would eat twice as much candy as I would. It wouldn't be out of altruism.
Poor Big Kid! Please tell me you got him some chocowits!
Too funny! I love kid's reasoning
I do wuv chocowits too!
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