Friday, November 2, 2007

I Promise

I'll update you all with photos later tonight. little kid wore the hat!! Yay for no hot glue burns! His costume also stayed mostly together.

By the way, people who give out Starlight mints to Trick or Treaters...don't waste my time on that shit. Seriously, it's not worth the walk up your driveway. Turn off your light and put the bowl away, if we wanted yucky mints we'd snatch some from a receptionist's bowl.

Otherwise, I've been busy testing the boys' candy for poison. It's a tough job, but I do it on a piece by piece basis and I actually put my own health at risk by eating it myself. So far, so good but there is a lot of candy left to be tested.

7 comments:

Ms. Skywalker said...

Unselfishly, I've checked and double checked all of the Reese's Cups here at the Castle.

Hey, in addition to the Servant, I'm also the Poison Control. I take my job seriously.

Jennifer said...

I have earned my Candy Tester badge here, too. Being a mother is a serious responsibility.

I'm glad he escaped hot glue burns. I once accidentaly hot glued a felt beret to my chihuahua's head while trying to fit him for a Taco Bell dog costume.

Anonymous said...

Isn't being a good mom such a hard job? You would hate for one of them to get poisoned from that candy.

Joy

Sasha said...

I weeded out the gum (who gives a 22 month old gum?), mysterious gummies, and peppermints. They went straight in the trash along with the million pencils (again, who give a 22 month old a pencil? Do you want her to write you a thank you note???). The Twix bars, they just went in my mouth.

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Can't wait to see the photos...

Deb said...

Duuuuude... mints? That's just mean.

Somewhere Between Pinot and Pacifiers said...

Mints go right along with the pennies I used to get from one certain lady when I was younger!