little kid's birthday is this weekend and he's decided he ONLY wants a cake baked by his brother.
His brother has no specific specialty, experience or skills in baking but no other option will do.
Big Kid is quite pleased and I think it's very cute and very sweet but going to be a lot of work for me with a questionable outcome. I've been craving ice cream cake, not a red velvet cake vaguely in shape of some Minecraft thing (this is the plan, from what I understand).
But it's not my birthday.