Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Germ Warfare

Now Big Kid is home sick from school so I think it's safe to say that I will never spend another minute in my house alone ever again for the rest of my life. I will never know the sound of complete silence or the joy of wandering around in various states of undress able to watch anything from Lifetime movies to nearly pornographic HBO series while eating ice cream unashamedly for lunch.

My life as an individual is over forever because none of these people can or will go to their places.

PEOPLE, WE NEED TO GO TO OUR PLACES AND MY PLACE IS HERE.  YOUR PLACE IS DEFINITELY NOT HERE FROM MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8:45AM AND 3PM.

It's like I'm going to have to rent a room somewhere or God forbid, get a job that requires shoes, in order to have a place that I belong again.

Get well soon, Big Kid, I need my office back.

2 comments:

Susanne S said...

I'd better not be a lazy non-commenter, lol :).
This is why I haven't struggled more to get pregnant. My "me" time is too important for me. I'd die from stress if I had kids. I hope he gets well soon. Both for his and your wellbeing.

Ashley McCann said...

Yes, it's the end of "me" time FOR SURE. Some days I wonder if it was the end of "me" in general. ;-) It's a new you, is the best way to put it. Without alone time.