Big Kid just emerged from his room with a note and demanded that I read it to little kid:
"Dear little kid, Please dont boter me. I do not like it. From Big Kid."
As soon as I finished reading it, little kid tried to lasso Big Kid with a pair of leather riding reins and yelled, "You a cow!" as Big Kid ran back into his room screaming, "Read it again, mom! It didn't work, read it again!"
I CAN.NOT.WAIT until Mr. Ashley gets home.