This morning in the car the boys were arguing and Big Kid was whining and crying about it. I'm pretty sick of whining and crying so I pointed out that he sounded like a baby.
Big Kid: I do not sound like a baby! I'm not a baby!
Ashley: You sound like one when you whine like that.
Big Kid: Dat's it, mom. When I get home from school today, I'm unpluggin' your computer. I'm turnin' it off. You'll have to reboot.
Ashley: I'll reboot your butt, Big Kid. Don't threaten me.
Big Kid: You don't go freatenin' me, mom! I'll unplug it ebery day! You'll have to turn it back on all da time and start what you were doin' all over again.
Ashley: Seriously...hush it. Right Now. And don't touch my computer.