I have a t-shirt that I got years (and years) ago off of the American Eagle clearance rack. It is green and has a yellow lemon slice on the front and says "Squeeze me".
Totally fruity, especially for my present age and status. It is super comfortable though and fits well, so I do wear it around the house or if we're running to the park, or somewhere I won't be seen.
So, on Mother's Day Big Kid presents me with an envelope full of sweet stuff he made for me at school. One of the items was a picture he had drawn of him and I. He's wearing his sketchers and I'm wearing flip flops, he's wearing his favorite blue shirt and I'm wearing...the Squeeze Me shirt.
He wrote "Squeez Me" across my chest.
He was so proud of himself.
His teacher must think I am a total freak.