Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dear Tangerine,

If I find a log of cat puke on my side of the bed at 2am with my foot, I would advise you not to stand on the nightstand at 6:50am and MEOW, MEOW, MEOW in an attempt to convince me to wake up and turn the faucet on for you so that you can have a morning drink.

I don't love you that much.

Kthxbai,
Ashley

7 comments:

Heather said...

ha-ha! that is so my life. but it's ferris who barfs, (in)vader who wakes me up and theo who gets the drink!

leni said...

Funny you say that. When I got home after work yesterday, I took my shoes off and made it 4 steps before stepping in kitty puke/hairball. Totally gross.

Melodie said...

Phil told me he had to clean up cat vomit from the kithcen floor Monday morning. I am SO thankful that he gets up first and I didn't have to experience that surprise.

Kimberly said...

Some hairball remedy is in order... they can eat vaseline (it helps and they like it).

Multislacking Mama said...

Happy Mother's Day Ashley. I haven't been keeping up with your blog but I will start. I had hard times on da BBCPS yesterday. I'm needing to take a break (luckily work is taking care of that for me I'll be OOT for the next 3 days). I know you've had your share of the shiz flung your way and I want to be more like you in the way you handle yourself. I miss you there so I will catch up on My Favorite Ashley here.

Holly

Ashley said...

Hey Holly!! I miss you too!! I have weaned myself off of the BBC entirely, and everything related to it. Of course your talk of drama got me curious, so I checked the site for the first time in months....and saw the same people carrying on as usual.

I can't figure out what the drama was--but let me tell you how nice it is not to have "imaginary" drama in life. I miss a lot of the people there, but it is better for me to stay away and live real life like I've been doing. All of that is a bunch of unnecessary craziness.

I'll be your non-bbc friend if you want ;-)

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