Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dear Tangerine,

If I find a log of cat puke on my side of the bed at 2am with my foot, I would advise you not to stand on the nightstand at 6:50am and MEOW, MEOW, MEOW in an attempt to convince me to wake up and turn the faucet on for you so that you can have a morning drink.

I don't love you that much.

Kthxbai,
Ashley

7 comments:

Heather said...

ha-ha! that is so my life. but it's ferris who barfs, (in)vader who wakes me up and theo who gets the drink!

leni said...

Funny you say that. When I got home after work yesterday, I took my shoes off and made it 4 steps before stepping in kitty puke/hairball. Totally gross.

Melodie said...

Phil told me he had to clean up cat vomit from the kithcen floor Monday morning. I am SO thankful that he gets up first and I didn't have to experience that surprise.

Maddness of Me said...

Some hairball remedy is in order... they can eat vaseline (it helps and they like it).

Multislacking Mama said...

Happy Mother's Day Ashley. I haven't been keeping up with your blog but I will start. I had hard times on da BBCPS yesterday. I'm needing to take a break (luckily work is taking care of that for me I'll be OOT for the next 3 days). I know you've had your share of the shiz flung your way and I want to be more like you in the way you handle yourself. I miss you there so I will catch up on My Favorite Ashley here.

Holly

Unknown said...

Hey Holly!! I miss you too!! I have weaned myself off of the BBC entirely, and everything related to it. Of course your talk of drama got me curious, so I checked the site for the first time in months....and saw the same people carrying on as usual.

I can't figure out what the drama was--but let me tell you how nice it is not to have "imaginary" drama in life. I miss a lot of the people there, but it is better for me to stay away and live real life like I've been doing. All of that is a bunch of unnecessary craziness.

I'll be your non-bbc friend if you want ;-)

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