"Big Kid, whatever happened to that Puppy Luv game on the Wii? You don't play that anymore."
"Yeah, Puppy Luv. I quit playin' that when I manned up at 5. It was a good game though."
"Manned up?! When you manned up at 5? You had to quit Puppy Luv?"
He sighed and looked wistful, "That's when I learned a little about looooove, when I was 5. Sometimes I wish I didn't."
Unfortunately, I never figured out what exactly he learned about love because Mr. Ashley and I laughed for so long afterward that my muscles ached the next day.