"Look! I got a letter fwom my wook fwiends," said little kid.
"Oh? What does it say?" I asked, humoring him.
"It says, 'Dear little kid, your mumum is really dumb."
"little kid, how dare you say that? This is your first and last warning, watch your mouth or you're getting a time-out. I have really had it with you."
"You can't give my wook fwiends a time out! And you can't give me a time out just 'cuz my wook fwiends thinks you're dumb! I tode you they are bad guys, sometimes."
"Don't start. I have been very patient with this whole thing with your work friends. Knock it off with the language, that's what I'm telling you."
"I'm tellin' you my wook fwiends writed this letter!"
"I watched you write it. You sat at the kitchen island, wrote it with a pen you got from my purse and then read it to me. I'm not dumb."
"I don't think you are, just my wook fwiends does."