Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Big Event

As promised, wedding photos. They aren't in any particular order since Blogger makes posting photos unusually challenging in my opinion. Also, I wasn't available to play photographer, so most of these are taken by Mr. Ashley or in a real hurry by myself. Unfortunately, due to total psychoticness on the Bargain Board lately, I have come to agree with Mr. Ashley's rule about not posting identifying photos. So you don't get to see how gorgeous Catfish is or how great my hair looked or any of the best photos, since the goal is to usually catch people in an identifiable state. Thanks again, crazies.

The beach

Unity Sand

The lovely couple

Catfish's bouquet with hanky

My bouquet--so gorgeous and I forgot to bring it home with me :-(

Catfish getting ready

Catfish's gown

Orchids that were sprinkled everywhere

Hastily constructed table numbers

Coolie cups with their cipher on it (so cool!)


First dance (sigh)

Bringing sexy back indeed

Catfish and I
My butt is not that big. It is an optical illusion created by that purse strap, the bright color of the dress and the fact that Catfish is a size -2.


Anonymous said...

Gorgeous pics!

Judy said...

Wow, I can see how the weekend totally blew you away!

Coolie cups??? I think we call them Koozies here in the foreign land (aka Texas).

Anonymous said...

Is your friend on Ellen today? I swear one of the picts looks just like a lady and her husband who are on Ellen!

Somewhere Between Pinot and Pacifiers said...

Absolutely beautiful-everything! I love beach weddings.

Buford Betty said...

Love the pics! Thanks for sharing!

Renee said...

These are awesome! Thanks for sharing! Lmao at the butt thing - you SO don't look big. I love the color of your dress. Do your close, personal friends get to see a real picture of you from head to toe? You know I'm not a psycho. Well, you know I'm a little zany and I have a little stalker in me, but I won't go psycho on you or anything.

-The Renee

PS Why didn't you post my comment on the wedding?

Anonymous said...

Loved the post describing it and these pictures are awesome. Everything looks just stunning (you and her included!)

However, I will have to hate you a little bit from here on out because you "grew up on a tiny island with white sandy beaches."

I'd be breaking at least two State of Ohio laws if I didn't resent you at least a little. Bitch. ;)

Jodee said...

Beautiful pictures! I so wanted a beach wedding but, unfortunately, I married into a large Catholic family and the Catholic Church would not let us get married anywhere except in a church!

Anonymous said...

I swear when I get married again (maybe to current hubby maybe not) I am having a beach wedding. Oh yea I agree her butt is abnormally small. Glad you had a good time, sorry there are so many crazies out there we couldn't get a great pic of you and all your glory.


Deb said...

Please tell me she doesn't just go through life with that body. Tell me she worked her ass off for the past six months to be in that kind of shape. Don't even get me started on her flawless legs and that I-haven't-had-kids-suck-off-me-for-a-year cleavage.

You looked fabulous. It's obvious you're a MILF and Catfish is simply a freak of nature and example of how God really does gift some people with alllll the good genes.

Anonymous said...

So glad you posted pics-I was jonesing after the novel you wrote on her wedding. As always, you did it justice with your pictures & your words. You are hands down the coolest friend my dear, you & Catfish are very lucky to have each other..

Muffy Willowbrook said...

Beautiful setting - love the details. Is your dress JCrew - color Papaya? I wore the same dress for a wedding in June. The color is beautiful - but hard to contend with!

Anonymous said...

You're amazing! I MUST have the picture of us walking away...perfection...your ass is FABulous by they way.