Well, it looks like I can leave the following behind as soon as March 1st:
1. Poop throwing neighbor
2. Dishwasher missing a "normal" button
3. Plastic cowboy in master shower drain
4. Crazy realtor/teacher's husband/neighbor weirdo
5. Strange bus stop mom
6. Showings every other freaking day with strangers in the house all the time
and I got my pot-filling faucet and fancy kitchen and fun neighborhood.
I didn't see bus stop mom yesterday, which was a relief but also a little unsettling at the same time. I left as her child was knock, knock, knocking on his own door. Her car was there so I'm assuming she was too, but wouldn't you be waiting? Or at least leave the door unlocked for him? He's 5.
Maybe she's not into me either. That works too.