Saturday, September 29, 2007

Have We Screwed Up?

Mr. Ashley: We have to watch what we say around Big Kid.

Ashley: Why? What makes you say that? (praying he hasn't said fucktard)

Mr. Ashley: I'll have to tell you later, he's listening.

Ashley: Spell it.

Mr. Ashley: He said we s-c-r-e-w-e-d u-p our computers.

Ashley: Screwed up?

Mr. Ashley: SHHHHH!! Don't say it.

Ashley: Is that wrong to say? I don't think that is wrong to say.

Mr. Ashley: I don't think it's right.

Ashley: I think you're wrong. I think it's fine.

Mr. Ashley: I don't know.

Ashley: It's better than "fweakin'".

Mr. Ashley: Yeah, that's not so great either.


Deb said...

So many things are about context. "Screwed" in the context of Mommy's bordeaux toenails and Daddy would be baaaad. I don't think "screwed up" is so bad.

Lynda Kay said...

I don't think it's so fweakin bad, sometimes things ARE s-c-r-e-w-e-d u-p & you just have to say so. Especially when it's your computer and it's "fweakin you out" ..Dat's just rude..

Anonymous said...

Oh yea that is not so bad, just wait till he curses and uses it in a perfect sentance. "This damn seat belt won't buckle" to be exact!! This came out of my 4yr olds mouth, I about peed my pants.

Kate said...

Dat was fweakin rude mudder!

PS - I'll have more coke points for you this week, just let me know when enough is enough!