The conversation I had with my salon last Friday:
Ashley: Hi Judy, this is Ashley! I need an appointment with Tracy next week please.
Judy: Next week?
Judy: Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah right.
Ashley: No really, I forgot to call.
Judy: Well, it's not going to happen.
Ashley: Then just put me on the wait list (bitch) and let me talk to Greg.
Judy: Okay, good luck with that.
Greg the cool gay guy: Hi Ashley! What's up?
Ashley: Greg, I need an appointment for next week.
Greg the cool gay guy: We're all booked, didn't Judy tell you that?
Ashley: Yes, but she was mean to me and I know she doesn't try as hard as you do.
Greg the cool gay guy: Nice try Ash.
Ashley: Greg, I'm going on a Disney vacation Friday and I'm having lunch with Cinderella and I'm wearing a tiara. I CANNOT have roots for that. Don't punish my hair for my forgetfulness.
Greg the cool gay guy: Ohhhhh, fun! Yeah, you're right, you can't have roots for that.
Greg the cool gay guy: I'll call you back in 2 minutes.
Ashley: You rock.
Greg the cool gay guy: Ashley? I got you in for next Friday at 1:00pm.
Ashley: Waaaah! I'm leaving on Friday.
Greg the cool gay guy: Jesus, Ashley, there are only so many hours in the week.
Ashley: I know but can't you make more hours?
Greg the cool gay guy: Let me check. You're something else, you know that? I'll call you right back.
Ashley: You rock.
and guess what? Today at 2:45pm I get my hair done!! HaHAA! It never hurts to ask (read: beg), says the selfish attention loving weiner gobbler. AND it's free because of the hair class thing I did. SCORE!
I'm feeling guilt-free about the whole Disney trip since we paid for it last April and free dining is included. For 3 nights at a Disney resort with one day at a park and meals included, it was less than $600 for my whole family. SCORE!
We rolled all of our change for spending money (Ghett-o) and we have $420 some dollars!! SCORE!
LK and her Big Kid Kaylin and I went tiara shopping the other day and used 50% off coupons at Joanns, so my beautiful tiara was only $12! SCORE!
However, I'm still bummed because computer is pretty much a done deal. I have been moping around here like I've lost my bestfriend (essentially I have, haven't I?) and I *think* Mr. Ashley is starting to feel a little bit bad for me. I hope so anyway. He said something about dropping it off to the computer repair guy before we leave and I really, really hope that happens because I do not want to come home to no computer. I will have Post Disney Depression I'm sure, and I'll need you all to help me through it. If worse comes to worse, I may have to take Deb up on her generous offer (how cool is she?)
As I have been typing this, the little kid has been in the bathroom unrolling a roll of toilet paper. Charming, huh? I took a photo and hope to upload that and this cute video Big Kid made with his awesome new V.Smile camera if my computer cooperates.
Now I'm off to clean and pack. I swear.