Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Selfish Pays

The conversation I had with my salon last Friday:

Ashley: Hi Judy, this is Ashley! I need an appointment with Tracy next week please.

Judy: Next week?

Ashley: Yes.

Judy: Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah right.

Ashley: No really, I forgot to call.

Judy: Well, it's not going to happen.

Ashley: Then just put me on the wait list (bitch) and let me talk to Greg.

Judy: Okay, good luck with that.

Greg the cool gay guy: Hi Ashley! What's up?

Ashley: Greg, I need an appointment for next week.

Greg the cool gay guy: We're all booked, didn't Judy tell you that?

Ashley: Yes, but she was mean to me and I know she doesn't try as hard as you do.

Greg the cool gay guy: Nice try Ash.

Ashley: Greg, I'm going on a Disney vacation Friday and I'm having lunch with Cinderella and I'm wearing a tiara. I CANNOT have roots for that. Don't punish my hair for my forgetfulness.

Greg the cool gay guy: Ohhhhh, fun! Yeah, you're right, you can't have roots for that.

Ashley: See?

Greg the cool gay guy: I'll call you back in 2 minutes.

Ashley: You rock.

Greg the cool gay guy: Ashley? I got you in for next Friday at 1:00pm.

Ashley: Waaaah! I'm leaving on Friday.

Greg the cool gay guy: Jesus, Ashley, there are only so many hours in the week.

Ashley: I know but can't you make more hours?

Greg the cool gay guy: Let me check. You're something else, you know that? I'll call you right back.

Ashley: You rock.

and guess what? Today at 2:45pm I get my hair done!! HaHAA! It never hurts to ask (read: beg), says the selfish attention loving weiner gobbler. AND it's free because of the hair class thing I did. SCORE!

I'm feeling guilt-free about the whole Disney trip since we paid for it last April and free dining is included. For 3 nights at a Disney resort with one day at a park and meals included, it was less than $600 for my whole family. SCORE!

We rolled all of our change for spending money (Ghett-o) and we have $420 some dollars!! SCORE!

LK and her Big Kid Kaylin and I went tiara shopping the other day and used 50% off coupons at Joanns, so my beautiful tiara was only $12! SCORE!

However, I'm still bummed because computer is pretty much a done deal. I have been moping around here like I've lost my bestfriend (essentially I have, haven't I?) and I *think* Mr. Ashley is starting to feel a little bit bad for me. I hope so anyway. He said something about dropping it off to the computer repair guy before we leave and I really, really hope that happens because I do not want to come home to no computer. I will have Post Disney Depression I'm sure, and I'll need you all to help me through it. If worse comes to worse, I may have to take Deb up on her generous offer (how cool is she?)

As I have been typing this, the little kid has been in the bathroom unrolling a roll of toilet paper. Charming, huh? I took a photo and hope to upload that and this cute video Big Kid made with his awesome new V.Smile camera if my computer cooperates.

Now I'm off to clean and pack. I swear.


Jules said...

we just got back from Disney 2 wks ago and had breakfast with Cinderella in her Castle...i too w as glad I had my hair done! :)
Have fun!!!

Julie {Angry Julie Monday} said...

Oh yea,

You can't go see the Princesses with roots. Hairdressers need to understand this!!!! Reminds me, I have roots, I need to go and get my hair done too..

I must call my cool gay guy hairdresser also!!!!

Can't wait to read the blog about Disney trip!

Sarahviz said...

I love the fact that you admitted that you rolled your change!

*cough* Yeah, we NEVER do that here in the Trenches *cough*

Deb said...

I love rolling my change. It's like finding money in your winter coat after not wearing it for a year. SCORE is right!

Which reminds me... time to roll some change. Momma could use more shoes.

Olivia: (mostly) Happy Homemaker said...

Hilarious!!! Have a supercalifragilasticexpialidocious time!!

Anonymous said...

I told my hubby of your Ghett-o move of rolling your coins and he says it is not ghetto if you have that much money in change!! holy crap. But I hope you have a great time and I am sure you will look fab in your tiara with no roots showing. I will miss you making me laugh for the next few days.


Monogram Momma said...

Have fun! We are headed to Disney November 3rd!

Kate said...

Its only ghetto if you can't even leave your change in the jar long enough to have enough to roll....**returning to ghettohood to see if there is enough change to "roll" for a soda**

Anonymous said...

Just make sure and NOT do housework during your regularly scheduled computer time. That tips them off EVERY TIME.

Have fun! So jealous you live close enough to just pop on over to Disney. Bitch. ;)