little kid just came sauntering out of his bedroom wearing nothing but a marker cap on the end of his penis.
Once I recovered from my initial shock, I laughed until my stomach ached.
Big Kid swears he is never, ever using the markers again now.
little kid has already been in time out for filling his cowboy boots up with water and attempting to fish out of them with a toy fishing pole this morning.
So, this new behavior is actually an improvement (or at least less messy for me).
I really HATE laughing at his antics cause I can't imagine how frustrating you HAVE to feel, but really...Where in the world does he come up with all this stuff?!
That boy is a terror... And I love him.
My oldest once got a bubble wand stuck around his penis. Boys are fun like that.
This is my first time ever commenting but I had to. I have never laughed so hard and Big Kids reaction, priceless! I wouldn't use the markers anymore either buddy! You or should I say little kid, made my day!
LMAO!!!! LMAO!!!! Seriously...I spit my drink and almost peed! little kid is a piece of work.
Hilarious! After two girls I think we're going to be in for a shock with boy behaviour!!! Little Kid cracks me up. Isn't it funny how both your boys are so super hilarious, but in totally different ways?
I LOVE this child!!!! LOVE him!
I'm with Jen and Anon...
I love your children. Both of them. I just snorted out loud at work.
Oh. My. Gosh.
Stand up for yourself, Big Kid! Ask for your very own set of markers!
I'm a long time follower (since the WIC incident :)) and I have to say that I know how excited your boys are going to be when they read these stories one day! I hope my kid(s) provide me with the entertainment that yours do! She's only 4 months old, so I have time! Keep the stories coming!
if you wouldn't get arrested for child porn, I'd insist you post a picture of lk's marker outfit.
why not toss a few of the frozen goldfish into his boots so he can catch something?
This is quite possibly my most favorite blog post. ever. LOL. Then I read it again and LOL again.
That is so hilarious, I bet it was like a moment in time standing still. And poor big kid!
I have a total of 5 boys in my kid crew, and this made me laugh. It reminds me of the time my now 15 year old thought his testicles were eggs, and they were going to crack open. Or even now when my 4 year old uses his bouncing Tigger toy to tickle his nether regions. I guess we just have to get used to it, it will always be their fasintation and toy.
Holy crap... you just made me spit wine. Hilarious!
And, yes, I'm drinking wine at 3:30 on Friday. I've taken a mental health day...
Too funny! I love it. Some comedian one talked about how his son colored on his penis with a green marker and then came out while company was over to show how he could be like HULK. This reminds me of that.
HE is what is known in the trade as a 'wistful child'.
I read your post to Grannie a few minutes ago. She is watching TV at the moment - with her wireless headphones on - it's an episode of CSI:New York - and she keep giggling to herself. And there's nothing funny on CSI:New York.
Hilarious! I want to tell my husband about it but my son will hear and I'm pretty sure that he'll be trying it out tomorrow. He's a little too obsessed with his penis right about now and it's getting a little strange for a five year old. Perhaps I've been to open...
Those kids are a riot! LK is trying to shock the hell of you and he continues to do so. I guess he could have pooped in the boots so you are right about it being an improvement. I wonder how long it took him to put the marker lid on. Sounds painful.
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