Everyone's home sick from school today, which seems particularly unfair (to me) the week before spring break.
little kid just approached me and said, "You know that song, the one song where's she's like 'I kissed a girl and I liked it' and then talks about cherry Chapstick?"
"That's messed up."
"Yeah. Rock stars are always singing about messed up things though, it's all about the shock value, you know? She probably didn't even do that."
"She says she hopes her boyfriend don't mind it--so it's like a girl and a boy, not even just like a girl who loves another girl. Totally messed up. I am disgusted."
"Right. Me too."
"I bet she thought no one would even notice that, but I noticed. That song would NOT be so popular if everybody knew what it was about. Nothin' gets past me though. I know her secret," he said with a sense of smugness.
Nothing does get past him. Sorry about your luck, Katy Perry.