Although I don't usually share the names of my boys, I actually do that to protect them from Google more than anything else.
However, I found this on the hard drive of an old laptop little kid uses and it so so heart-meltingly sweet that I had to share:
So pretend like he's Beetlejuice and don't use his name anywhere it may result in trouble.
This kid has a promising career as a politician ahead of him--we can't have people knowing he has such a sweet heart.
I also want to point out that what he lacks in spelling skills, he makes up for in font choice. Makes me swoon, the whole thing.