There is a lady from my area's Facebook yard sale site coming to look at an antique school desk I have for sale.
I told her I would leave it under my entry way and she could text me when she's on her way, that way if I'm not here, she can just go ahead and leave the money under the mat if she wants it.
My real plan is to leave the house when she texts because I would rather risk someone just taking the desk than dealing with the awkwardness of Facebook yard sale people.
And I'm dreading the actual leaving the house part, but that's how badly I don't want to see her.
This is why I don't sell things. I don't like dealing with the people who want to buy them.
UPDATE: She never came or even messaged me. See? I was right not to like her.