Monday, July 20, 2009

Beer for Breakfast

Is it wrong to drink beer with breakfast for dinner?

If I told you that little kid wiped his ass on my shower curtain today, and that was actually one of the better parts of my day, would that change your answer any?

Ashley: Wh-wh-WHAT'S ON MY SHOWER CURTAIN, LITTLE KID?

little kid: Little bit of poop, maybe.

Ashley: Maybe? Maybe? It looks like poop.

little kid: It's poop, mumum.

Ashley: Did you use the shower curtain to wipe your butt?

little kid: Um, uh, no.

Ashley: Then why is there poop on the shower curtain? WHY?

little kid: Um, a bad guy? Bad guy did it?

Ashley: You did it. You wiped your butt on the shower curtain, didn't you? I can tell that's what happened.

little kid: Maybe dest a little bit. Little bit of poop.

I really have no idea why he did it, since there was plenty of toilet paper and since he isn't supposed to be wiping himself anyway (due to incidents like this).

So, now can I have a beer with my dinner-breakfast?

16 comments:

JET said...

I think you should have multiple beers and then go to Target to get a new shower curtain. Of course, make sure someone else drives. :)

LuLu said...

Have a few!!!

Bren said...

Definitely beer - and I think that more than one is needed here!

Anonymous said...

Funny, I wondered the same thing tonight. Then I went ahead and had a couple blue moons while making pancakes for my boys.
Alissa

Mom2Gizmo said...

I think you can have beer for dinner and drink drugs for dessert...

Linda said...

I would certainly have a glass of wine at least.

Tara said...

My FOUR year old wiped her butt on her Pottery Barn bath rug that I got into a bidding war over on Ebay. I Oxycleaned the hell outta that sucker, threw it in the wash with some Mr. Clean and it all came out. Amazingly (or maybe not so amazingly now that I think about it) it lost a ton of fuzz. The kids is lucky that her daddy found it and not me. She might not still be alive and kickin' if I'd seen it.

Mental note...no stupid rug is worth the mental anguish or my child (even though she KNOWS better than to wipe her ASS on a RUG!)

Jennifer said...

If this happened t eigt in the morning you would have deserved a beer with your breakfast breakfast

MCW said...

Beer for breakfast is a fab idea. It's 5 o'clock somewhere...

Lin said...

lol...have many beers!

catfish said...

Um, at this point I would say it was ok to have beer with your dinner for breakfast. Xo

Paige said...

I cant believe you waited til dinner

julie & joe said...

OMG! You seriously just made my day!!!! Our 3 year old always holds up 1 finger when he tells us "it's just a little poop." He wiped his butt on the bathroom rug a few weeks ago, btw.

Life, Love And Lola said...

I think you need one of those hard hats that hold two adult beverages and have the conecting straw so that you can drink ALL DAY LONG while having your hands free to blog...and clean up poop.

Sasha said...

I'm not sure why you are asking.... that's really a given considering the antics of our kids. Just put the beer in your coffee mug and go on about your bizness.

April said...

You deserve a beer with any meal when this happens. It's the rule.