Is it wrong to drink beer with breakfast for dinner?
If I told you that little kid wiped his ass on my shower curtain today, and that was actually one of the better parts of my day, would that change your answer any?
Ashley: Wh-wh-WHAT'S ON MY SHOWER CURTAIN, LITTLE KID?
little kid: Little bit of poop, maybe.
Ashley: Maybe? Maybe? It looks like poop.
little kid: It's poop, mumum.
Ashley: Did you use the shower curtain to wipe your butt?
little kid: Um, uh, no.
Ashley: Then why is there poop on the shower curtain? WHY?
little kid: Um, a bad guy? Bad guy did it?
Ashley: You did it. You wiped your butt on the shower curtain, didn't you? I can tell that's what happened.
little kid: Maybe dest a little bit. Little bit of poop.
I really have no idea why he did it, since there was plenty of toilet paper and since he isn't supposed to be wiping himself anyway (due to incidents like this).
So, now can I have a beer with my dinner-breakfast?