Thursday, July 30, 2009

Now?

You're all lucky I could barely sit upright without puking today, or it would have been an all day whining-a-thon about how sick I am.

Right after my morning cup of coffee, I felt like I was going to be sick. I realized it was going to happen immediately and my best option was (unfortunately) the kitchen sink. As I barfed, choked and heaved, little kid stood at my feet and begged me to make him chicken nuggets.

"You make me chicken nuggets?"

(Gag, choke) No. Go away, please (retch).

"Pwease."

(Puke) One (gag, cough) minute. I'm sick.

"Now?"

I'm puking now!

"When you're done pukin'?"

It is very hard to be so sick and have kids around. Big Kid took pity on me and said, "Mom, I'm gonna take care of you today," then he looked at his computer screen and said, "or at least take care of myself. I'll just take care of myself and keep an eye on little kid. From here at my computer."

I lured little kid in bed with me to watch some Goonies, keeping his attention with gasps of "Monster!", "Bad guy!", "Pirate ship!" through my delirium. Later I got him to nap on the couch with me. I think Big Kid played Webkinz all day.

I've stopped puking but still feel crappy. Just finally good enough to share my misery with you all. I better be better tomorrow.

17 comments:

Bren said...

I love the label to your post! Hope you feel better!

Jennifer said...

That's the worst. The last time I was sick like this I had David take the kids straight to my mother's. I didn't even want to see them.

Anonymous said...

UGH. It stinks being sick with kids at home! Feel better!

Jess said...

Hey, you alive this morning?

Former Fat Chick said...

as bad as my boys are they would say "don;t worry mom, we will make dinner, go to bed" Then they would feed themselves and bring me a cup of milk and a PB&J to my bed, so cute.

Stereos and Souffles said...

Maybe you aren't getting that hedgehog after all???

Mama Bee said...

Yeah, the label totally made me smile because I was going to taunt you with all the possibilities! haha!

Joy said...

I had that feeling yesterday AM. I feel terrified anytime I puke, seeing as how I ALWAYS puke when I am preggo:)

luckily I was just on my period last week.

Sasha said...

Oh no, that's the worst. Feel better soon.

Heather said...

I hope you feel better soon!

wahmy said...

Wow - Little Kid has excellent comic timing. Last thing I want to think about when I'm heaving my guts out are chicken nuggets...

Life, Love And Lola said...

LMAO! And I was gonna say "You're Pregnant!" and then I got to your label. Feel Better!

Anonymous said...

are you pregnant?

Jenn said...

Would this be a bad time to mention that I still want to see the kent pics?

Anonymous said...

me too, can we see them now?

Anonymous said...

When I was pregnant with daughter, my son was 2 1/2. I remember having horrid morning sickness, laying on the floor of the bathroom, and him munching away in the corner with a bag of goldfish "you pukin' mama ?" "you go puke, mama ?" (munch, munch). "Ewww, puke mama".

I was okay with the commentary, it was the goldfish breath in my face that was over the top.

Hope you feel better.

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