Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The short list

I don't want to:
get anyone lunch
wipe any more asses
shower with anyone
share my cushion on the couch
share my drink
discuss Yo Gabba Gabba
referee fights
clean up dog pee
get anyone a drink
do the dishes
put away the laundry

11 comments:

Constant Frivolity said...

Amen, sister!

Christine said...

Me either. :(

Anonymous said...

How old is Murphy? He still pees in the house? Bless your heart...

Ashley said...

Murphy is 1 and needs doggy boot camp or something. He is not lazy or malicious--he's just really dumb. I don't mean that in a mean way either, he truly does lack intelligence. He is very sweet but he's a neurotic little mess who acts like you beat him if you even raise an eyebrow in his direction, making him difficult to discipline. I take him out 45,000 times a day but his bladder is the size of his brain, unfortunately.

I guess I'm going to have to crate train him, or something? I've been meaning to post asking for suggestions on what to do about good ol' Murph.

Life, Love And Lola said...

Nor do I...

Jennifer said...

Let's go on strike.

Donella said...

This is genius.

I love lists. I make to do lists all the time and never finish them. I could be much more successful with a "Things I Don't Want to Do" list. Hmm...

Kris from NH said...

so just how did that work out for you today?

I ended up having to do all the crap on your list too. Well minus the Yo Gabba discussion; thank you sweet baby jesus, that show makes me want to gorge my own eyeballs out with a melon baller.

Joy said...

do a crate!

Your list also looks alot like mine!

Lori said...

You should really consider running away. Of course, you'll need to have your laptop with you so you can chronicle your adventures.

Margaret said...

For real.