I don't want to: get anyone lunch wipe any more asses shower with anyone share my cushion on the couch share my drink discuss Yo Gabba Gabba referee fights clean up dog pee get anyone a drink do the dishes put away the laundry
Murphy is 1 and needs doggy boot camp or something. He is not lazy or malicious--he's just really dumb. I don't mean that in a mean way either, he truly does lack intelligence. He is very sweet but he's a neurotic little mess who acts like you beat him if you even raise an eyebrow in his direction, making him difficult to discipline. I take him out 45,000 times a day but his bladder is the size of his brain, unfortunately.
I guess I'm going to have to crate train him, or something? I've been meaning to post asking for suggestions on what to do about good ol' Murph.
I ended up having to do all the crap on your list too. Well minus the Yo Gabba discussion; thank you sweet baby jesus, that show makes me want to gorge my own eyeballs out with a melon baller.
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Amen, sister!
Me either. :(
How old is Murphy? He still pees in the house? Bless your heart...
Murphy is 1 and needs doggy boot camp or something. He is not lazy or malicious--he's just really dumb. I don't mean that in a mean way either, he truly does lack intelligence. He is very sweet but he's a neurotic little mess who acts like you beat him if you even raise an eyebrow in his direction, making him difficult to discipline. I take him out 45,000 times a day but his bladder is the size of his brain, unfortunately.
I guess I'm going to have to crate train him, or something? I've been meaning to post asking for suggestions on what to do about good ol' Murph.
Nor do I...
Let's go on strike.
This is genius.
I love lists. I make to do lists all the time and never finish them. I could be much more successful with a "Things I Don't Want to Do" list. Hmm...
so just how did that work out for you today?
I ended up having to do all the crap on your list too. Well minus the Yo Gabba discussion; thank you sweet baby jesus, that show makes me want to gorge my own eyeballs out with a melon baller.
do a crate!
Your list also looks alot like mine!
You should really consider running away. Of course, you'll need to have your laptop with you so you can chronicle your adventures.
For real.
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