The Snuggie has been re-released with new zebra and leopard-print patterns.
This has rekindled Big Kid's passion for the Snuggie, and reminded him of the comfort and joy I'm clearly denying him by not running right out to purchase a leopard-print blanket with sleeves.
You can even buy them at Target! What do you mean "a blanket with sleeves isn't practical in Florida"? We use blankets, right? Then why don't we have Snuggies?! It makes perfect sense!
He pointed out that the leopard-print one matches the rice pack his hypochondriac-self likes me to warm up for his "sore knees".
Raising Big Kid is like living with a technologically advanced but slightly crazy senior citizen.