This morning while letting the dogs out, little kid spotted a dead beetle on the porch.
"You need to pick up 'is bug, mumum, 'ose kinds of bugs taste gross."
"Taste gross? You don't eat bugs, little kid. You're not supposed to eat bugs, ever."
"I know. Bugs taste terrible."
"Have you eaten bugs?"
"Uh...just a little."
"That's truly disgusting."
"Yeah, 'at's what I'm tellin' you. Bugs taste disgusting."