This morning while letting the dogs out, little kid spotted a dead beetle on the porch.
"You need to pick up 'is bug, mumum, 'ose kinds of bugs taste gross."
"Taste gross? You don't eat bugs, little kid. You're not supposed to eat bugs, ever."
"I know. Bugs taste terrible."
"Have you eaten bugs?"
"Uh...just a little."
"That's truly disgusting."
"Yeah, 'at's what I'm tellin' you. Bugs taste disgusting."
He gets to file that one under "Lessons Learned The Hard Way".
That is disgusting. I can't believe he admitted it to you. That is so gross... and funny, really, really funny.
LMFAO!!! OMG! That is hilarious! I love you & your kids. Seriously. You brighten my day every time you share a new story of your boys with us. Thank you for being you, for creating awesome kids and for having the good sense to share with us!
Hey, bugs are a good free source of protein. You should tell him ants and grubs taste better, save some money on having to feed him.
This made me laugh - thanks!
Well, when he's right - he's right. :)
I'll take his word for it!
He's clearly tried more than one type of bug too! Sounds like those ones taste pretty bad but maybe others aren't too gross? I'll leave the bug tasting to little kid!
Thank you giving me a good laugh whenever I need it...What's that? You're not here solely for my amusement? I was almost positive.
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