Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dear little kid's home daycare provider,

Um, I forgot his paci today. I'm sorry. I didn't even realize until I was getting him out of the car.

I feel terrible, but not quite terrible enough to admit it, go back home, and bring you one.

So, I apologize in advance for the kid who won't nap at your house, who happens to be dressed like a pirate today, and has no pacifier.

This is why you make the big bucks.

Sucks to be You,
Ashley

13 comments:

Marie said...

heh heh sucks to be the baby sitter today.

Me said...

hope it doesn't suck to be mommy getting the stink eye tonight when he gets home :)

Julie said...

I have got to start writing more letters like this! I especially love the "sucks to be you" closing!!! Little kid will survive, babysitter...notsomuch! Better her than you!!

4 kids, a dog and a husband said...

Hmmmm...if you are interested in getting him off of the paci, maybe you can "forget" it again tomorrow?

Someone mentioned this as a way to get them off of the paci.

Melodie said...

If he does well today without it, maybe this will be a start to breaking him of the paci.

Anonymous said...

Gee, first dumping him at daycare, next not caring that you are taking aaway one of his only means of comfort since he doesn't talk yet and he's at daycare with a bunch of freaking strangers.

So yeah, I know you have your hands full and all, but I hope that the little brat didn't have too hard of a day, missing his mom and all.

Nice.

Ashley said...

He goes to a SAHM's house and plays with her spunky 1 year old all day. When I picked him up, they were snuggled up asleep together and the mom said she hadn't even realized the paci was missing because he did so well without it.

Thanks for your concern though. Asshole.

jennyandcompany said...

Wow, what a jerk. they are always anonymous aren't they?

totally ot - i just caught the end of america's got talent. did you know the "nuttin' but strings" guys were on there? weren't you the one that posted their video? they are awesome.

Ashley said...

Damn, I'm sorry I missed it. Those guys are incredible.

Yes, they are always anonymous. Anonymous = big balls. No brains and big balls, usually.

Joy said...

Dear Asshole-I think it is an awesome way of breaking him of the paci habit. Because more than likely he could care less about it there since he is having fun and forgets about it.

Ya know kids always do things better for others they kinda play their parents but they soon figure out they can't play the daycare lady. I am that daycare lady, I don't play that game. The face at naptime doesn't faze me you are still gonna lay there and go to sleep, no I will not pick you up and carry you all day just because you once again gave me the look and tried a fake cry, it doesn't work on me!

Mitch said...

Don't give into the hate. Its probably the Drama Maker tattler that's trolling again. Just ignore it and it will go away.

Ashley, Ray was a huge paci fan and we just ended up throwing them all away and saying "Paci all gone." After a few days, she forgot all about it. I hope that's what happened today!

Me said...

Is it weird that I still have my Paci?

Life, Love And Lola said...

I hope you had Mr. Ashley pick him up. She may have opened a can of whoop ass on you!