Um, I forgot his paci today. I'm sorry. I didn't even realize until I was getting him out of the car.
I feel terrible, but not quite terrible enough to admit it, go back home, and bring you one.
So, I apologize in advance for the kid who won't nap at your house, who happens to be dressed like a pirate today, and has no pacifier.
This is why you make the big bucks.
Sucks to be You,