Thursday, September 25, 2008

NOTHING

sexy about this.

Nothing at all.

28 comments:

Mitch said...

Straps ARE bad... for strippers.

wendybird said...

Seriously, what's the point?

Mel, A Dramatic Mommy said...

Even if I paid to get a body like that there's NO way. "Hugging" the v@gina? Yeah right!

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Oh, yeah, your modesty is truly intact! I think I'll wear one to my next pool party...

Me said...

I thought straps were to hold the dollar bills? WTF?

Me said...

... oh man, that is just an accident waiting to happen.

Jen said...

oh my god I don't really know what I think of this but every picture made me laugh out loud.

I am a Tornado ~ proven fact! said...

I don't get it; how does it not FALL out/off?

I seriously do not get it; why bother?

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

The funniest part, you guys, are the comments. Someone actually came up with the new name for this contraption "Poon Spoon". OMG, I almost peed in my C-string!

Stacy said...

Good grief those are horrid. Wow.

This Mom said...

That is just WRONG!!

Melodie said...

I've seen these before, and I can't imagine ANY scenario that this would be good. And seriously, if it's holding itself on, it's got to be damn uncomfortable.

Life, Love And Lola said...

No need to worry about panty lines there.

BTW...Going through a divorce and have been out of the loop on your blog. I'll catch up and be commenting again soon. I still have a spot on The Closet Cruise...Right?

Anonymous said...

Ok really, wtf is the point....just go without, and save your $26.

Maggie said...

Oh. my. God! Why? That looks like one of those snap bracelets for your girlie parts. No freakin' way.

Lindsey said...

Nothing like having an underwire shoved up your a$$.

JET said...

I'll just go commando.

jenn said...

That's HIDEOUS. It looks like a shoehorn. And I certainly don't want one of those "hugging the vagina and buttcrack."

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Seriously. And for the record? It hugs your pubic bone...not your vagina. Clearly that decription was written by a man.

That whole "area" is confusing for them!

P said...

Hmmm, like a headband for the butt.

donna said...

This had to have been designed by a man ...:)

Rae said...

OMG! That is hilarious!

Amanda said...

Holy shit. It's like a slap band for the vagina!

because I said so said...

and bras (or bikini tops???) to match......what will the think of next!

I guess you'd better have a good esthetician if you are gonna wear one of those!!!

SLC said...

Why bother if you're going to resort to wearing that?! Go commando! Sheeeesh!

Hautemama said...

Ewww.. the front looks like no underwear, just a maxi pad stuck on... The back looks like a hairband poking out. That is seriously ugly.

I agree... made by a man.

Diva Ma said...

Okay those pics were funny. How could that possible be comfortable?

magnolia mama said...

Bad! Really bad!