Do you need a volunteer boy toy? Well ... not exactly a boy ... not exactly a toy, either. How about a fat old wino who loves you to the dickens?
You mean I'm not the only one who fails miserably at opening wine bottles? I've destroyed quite a few corks myself!
LOL LceeL. Awwww, shucks, what a nice offer. Do you mop? My answer depends on yours...
I am going to share with you the best gadget to own for wine drinkers. The Metrokane wine opener opens a bottle of wine in THREE seconds! Any one can use it, so secure it away from BK and lk. And it is completely entertaining at parties. http://www.rabbitandfriends.com/rawiop.htmlYou're welcome!
Hey, that is what I do. I think I like you more everyday!!
That's why I drink boxed wine. Just break open the box and unscrew the spicket. Easy as pie.(Kidding. Kidding. I like the screw top bottles better ;)
WOW...You sound like Insane Mama...she does that.
Did you know they make wine in juice boxes now?? All you have to do is stick a little straw in the top of the box and you're ready to get all liquored up! Nice, right?Totally different subject... I noticed that on SWFLmoms, you're promoting the library... shouldn't you also warn the ladies about Carmen the Library Marm?
just make sure it doesn't get on that new laptop of yours...other than that, carry on!bottoms up! Salud!
Beer, my friend. Easy open. Super easy- even on #5 and #6.A nice compromise would be Wild Blue- it's a fab blueberry beer that masquerades (how the hell do you spell that after drinking beer?) as a beer.... You'd love it!
Oh I can never get those damn corks out either mine break all up and I get mad and make hubs open it.
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