Friday, September 5, 2008

Edited to add:

And by "open a bottle of wine", I think we all know I mean brutally stabbing at the cork with a corkscrew and/or any other instrument of destruction I can lay my hands on until it breaks into a million pieces and allows dribbles of wine to pour out.

11 comments:

LceeL said...

Do you need a volunteer boy toy? Well ... not exactly a boy ... not exactly a toy, either. How about a fat old wino who loves you to the dickens?

Heidi said...

You mean I'm not the only one who fails miserably at opening wine bottles? I've destroyed quite a few corks myself!

Ashley said...

LOL LceeL. Awwww, shucks, what a nice offer. Do you mop? My answer depends on yours...

Haute Mama said...

I am going to share with you the best gadget to own for wine drinkers. The Metrokane wine opener opens a bottle of wine in THREE seconds! Any one can use it, so secure it away from BK and lk. And it is completely entertaining at parties.

http://www.rabbitandfriends.com/rawiop.html

You're welcome!

Marie said...

Hey, that is what I do. I think I like you more everyday!!

Mitch said...

That's why I drink boxed wine. Just break open the box and unscrew the spicket. Easy as pie.

(Kidding. Kidding. I like the screw top bottles better ;)

TentCamper said...

WOW...You sound like Insane Mama...she does that.

Kasey said...

Did you know they make wine in juice boxes now?? All you have to do is stick a little straw in the top of the box and you're ready to get all liquored up! Nice, right?

Totally different subject... I noticed that on SWFLmoms, you're promoting the library... shouldn't you also warn the ladies about Carmen the Library Marm?

Solei said...

just make sure it doesn't get on that new laptop of yours...
other than that, carry on!
bottoms up! Salud!

Sasha said...

Beer, my friend. Easy open. Super easy- even on #5 and #6.

A nice compromise would be Wild Blue- it's a fab blueberry beer that masquerades (how the hell do you spell that after drinking beer?) as a beer.... You'd love it!

Joy said...

Oh I can never get those damn corks out either mine break all up and I get mad and make hubs open it.