WTF?? Seriously, I'm almost speechless. You had to feel that. I just puked in my mouth a little bit having to see it.
I do appreciate that you've proven that we may as well just grow old gracefully. Apparently, if you fight it you may morph into The Joker (but worse because the Joker keeps his junk contained).
For the love of God, put some pants on and stop with the injections and implants and all of that. You have sons, woman, sons who shouldn't have to see "that".
No one should have to see that.